I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.