I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.