I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

I Drink Therefore I Am.