So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

Never Drink Alone, That's What They Say. But You Know What? If You Drink You Will Never Be Alone, Alright?

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

I Have No Grand Scheme.