So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I Tell You One Thing That's Great About Children. They Don't Need A Show To Have Fun. What Do They Need? A Book Of Matches, Some Oily Rags, A Little Brother... That's All They Need.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

Remember When You're Young And You Think Your Dad Is Superman? And Then You Grow Up And Realized He's Just A Drunk Who Wears A Cape.

I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But I Also Want Some Pancakes.