I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

Yeah, I Know, Some People Are Against Drunk Driving, And I Call Those People 'the Cops.' But You Know, Sometimes, You've Just Got No Choice; Those Kids Gotta Get To School!

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

I'm Sitting In The Bus Station, Minding My Own Business, Reading 'ta-da!' Magazine; A Magazine By And For Gay Magicians, But That's A Different Story.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.