I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

So I Took Her Back To My Place And We Did It Doggy Style, Not Because We Planned It That Way, But That's Just How She Passed Out.

I Feel Like Soundtrack Music Is Almost Like Seeing The Movie Again, But With My Ears.

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

I'm Very Romantic When I Masturbate. Sometimes I Light A Candle...then I Try And Shoot It Out. It's Like A Carnival.