I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

I Tell You One Thing That's Great About Children. They Don't Need A Show To Have Fun. What Do They Need? A Book Of Matches, Some Oily Rags, A Little Brother... That's All They Need.

My Cousin Had A Baby And I Was Watching Her Breastfeed For A Couple Of Bucks, And I'll Tell You Ladies: It's Amazing.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.

Even Now, As We Speak, People Are Having Sex With Animals. And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us.