I Have No Grand Scheme.

If I Had A Kid, I'd Give Him A Name That Would Make Everyone Would Want To Say His Name. I'd Call Him, Pizza-pussy-santa. I Would! Cause Everybody Likes One Of Those Things.

I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But I Also Want Some Pancakes.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

Yeah, I Know, Some People Are Against Drunk Driving, And I Call Those People 'the Cops.' But You Know, Sometimes, You've Just Got No Choice; Those Kids Gotta Get To School!

I Have No Grand Scheme.