Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.