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I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.