It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.