It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.