She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.