What A Dog I Got, He Found

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.