What A Dog I Got, He Found

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.