What A Dog I Got, He Found

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.