What A Dog I Got, He Found

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.