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I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.