Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

You Don't Have To Be A 'person Of Influence' To Be Influential. In Fact, The Most Influential People In My Life Are Probably Not Even Aware Of The Things They've Taught Me.