For Most Of My Career I Did

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

Obviously There's Not Much Options When You're A Cartoonist - You Pretty Much Either Work At Home Or Rent An Office I Guess, And Working At Home Just Seems Easier.