For Most Of My Career I Did

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating, Society Is Doomed.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto