Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

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Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

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Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.