Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating, Society Is Doomed.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join Your Hallucination.

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.