Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

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One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.