Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join Your Hallucination.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.