If I Had To Pick One Quality

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.