If I Had To Pick One Quality

Beware Of Those Who Try To Sell You Simple Answers To Complex Questions.

Caring About The Quality Of Your Work Causes Stress. Stress Can Kill You. Maintain Good Health By Remembering That The Stockholders Are Complete Strangers Who Have Never Done Anything For You.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

For The Record, I Am Not A Nut. I Am An Optimist. That's Exactly Like A Nut Except With A Better Attitude.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.