If I Had To Pick One Quality

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.

Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

You Might Argue That My Example Is Bad Because Einstein Is Dead. But According To Physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein Is Neither Dead Nor Alive Until We Dig Him Up And Open The Casket. If He's Alive, He Might Want His Brain Back, Which I Understand Is In A Ziplock Bag In Some Guy's Freezer. And This Is A Perfect Example Of Why Examples Always Distract From The Main Point.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of The Internet So I Can Do Some Serious Surfing.