Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.