Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.