Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

Time Wounds All Heels.