Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Always Examine The Dice.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.