Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.