Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.