Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.