Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication