Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.