Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

All Geniuses Die Young.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"