Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.