Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now