Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.