Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.