I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

My Life Is Nothing But Pressure. All Pressure. This Pressure Is Like A Heaviness. It's Always On Top Of Me, This Heaviness. It's Always There Since I'm A Kid. Other People Wake Up In The Morning, 'a New Day! Ah, Up And At 'em!' I Wake Up, The Heaviness Is Waiting For Me Nice. Sometimes I Even Talk To It. I Say [adopts Cheerful Voice] 'hi, Heaviness!' And The Heaviness Looks Back At Me, [in An Ominous Growl] 'today You're Gonna Get It Good. You'll Be Drinking Early Today.'

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.