Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.