Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.