I Get No Respect... I Tell You,

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.