I Get No Respect... I Tell You,

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.