When I Was Kidnapped As A Child

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?