Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted...

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.