Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted...

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

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