Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted...

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.