Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.