Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.