Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.