I Don't Care To Belong To A

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.