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Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.