Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.