Now There's A Man With An Open

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.