Radio Is Called A Medium Because It

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.