Radio Is Called A Medium Because It

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.