Radio Is Called A Medium Because It

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.