I Learned Law So Well, The Day

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.