If I Could Get My Membership Fee

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.