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An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.