If I Could Get My Membership Fee

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.