Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.