Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.