Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.