Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.