A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.