A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.