I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While