I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.