Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.