Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.