Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.