You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes