You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.