Fay: The British Police Force Used To

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.