Best Coffins Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

If You Don't Have Humour, Then You May As Well Nail The Coffin Lid Down Now.

Wouldn't It Be Well To Give Some Of Your Bouquets Before A Man Dies, And Not Go And Load Down His Coffin? He Can't Enjoy Them Then.

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

...most Of The Press Were Vultures Descending On The Scene For Curious America Aplomb. Cameras Inside The Coffin Interviewing Worms.

We Have Bodies Coming Home And Coffins Covered In Flags, Not Just In The Uk But World-wide.

Now Hoppin'-john Was F. Jasmine's Very Favorite Food. She Had Always Warned Them To Wave A Plate Of Rice And Peas Before Her Nose When She Was In Her Coffin, To Make Certain There Was No Mistake; For If A Breath Of Life Was Left In Her, She Would Sit Up And Eat, But If She Smelled The Hopping-john, And Did Not Stir, Then They Could Just Nail Down The Coffin And Be Certain She Was Truly Dead.

If Marilyn Monroe Was Alive Right Now, What Would She Be Doing?' Clawing At The Roof Of Her Coffin.

Tyler Lies Back And Asks, "if Marilyn Monroe Were Alive Right Now, What Would She Be Doing?" I Say, Goodnight. The Headliner Hangs Down In Shreds From The Ceiling And Tyler Says, "clawing At The Lid Of Her Coffin.

No. I Usually Rest In My Satin-lined Coffin, Actually. I'm Not Allowed Out In Daylight Hours.

I Understand The Power And The Alarm Of Words - Not Those That They Applaud From Theatre-boxes, But Those Which Make Coffins Break From Bearers And On Their Four Oak Legs Walk Right Away.

The Coffin, It Shall Protect Me, Though Death Himself Lies In It