I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I've Never Really Worked On Them. Just Once In A While One Hits Me And Makes Me Laugh. My Al Gore Was Sort Of Like A Gay Gomer Pyle.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.