I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Have No Regrets. I Wanted To Raise The Kids And Be A Present Father. When I Developed A Movie, I Was Gone For A Year. That Didn't Really Work For Me. That Isn't Fair To Make These Life-forms And Then Disappear.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.