I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.

Describing Comic Sensibility Is Near Impossible. It's Sort Of An Abstract Silliness, That Sometimes The Joke Isn't The Star.

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago