I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

I Have No Regrets. I Wanted To Raise The Kids And Be A Present Father. When I Developed A Movie, I Was Gone For A Year. That Didn't Really Work For Me. That Isn't Fair To Make These Life-forms And Then Disappear.