If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt,

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

A Mom And Dad Found An S&m Magazine Under Their 10-year-old Son's Bed, And The Dad Said, 'well, We Sure Can't Spank Him.'

I Don't Find Biology As Interesting As Politics And Humanism. I Talk More About Existential Stuff.

I Enjoy Pushing My Characters To The Limit. No Matter How Far Out There I Go, I Look For Things That Make The Characters Human.

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.