Pepperidge Farm Bread. That's Fancy Bread. You

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Think A Rotisserie Is Like A Really Morbid Ferris Wheel For Chickens. It’s A Strange Piece Of Machinery . . . We Will Take The Chicken, Kill It, Impale It, And Then Rotate It. And I’ll Be Damned If I’m Not Hungry! Because Spinning Chicken Carcasses Make My Mouth Water! I Like Dizzy Chicken. With A Side Of Potatoes Of Some Sort.

If I Was A Mechanic And Someone Called Me And Said Their Car Would Not Start, I Would Say, "hey - Maybe A Killer Is After You!"

One Time I Was Forced To Go To The Doctors Because Of A Sports Accident. Herpes.

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.