I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home,

When We Were On Acid, We Would Go Into The Woods, Because There Was Less Chance That You Would Run Into An Authority Figure. But We Ran Into A Bear. My Friend Duane Was There, Raising His Right Hand, Swearing To Help Prevent Forest Fires. He Told Me, "mitchell, Smokey Is Way More Intense In Person!"

I Think We Should Only Get 3 Honks A Month On The Car Horn. Then, Someone Cuts You Off, You Press The Horn, And Nothing Happens. You're Like, "crap! I Wish I Hadn't Seen Ricky On The Sidewalk!"

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.