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I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home,
Mitch Hedberg
I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
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