I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home,

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

I Went To A Cigar Store, The Man Behind The Counter Asked Me, "what Kind Of Cigars Do You Like?" I Answered, "it's A Boys."

My Girlfriend Is Named Lynn. She Spells Her Name "lynn". My Old Girlfriend's Name Is Lyn, Too, But She Spells It "lyn". Every Now And Then I Screw Up, I Call My New Girlfriend By My Old Girlfriend's Name, And She Can Tell Because I Don't Say "n" As Long.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.