I Type A 101 Words A Minute.

I Went To The Park And Saw This Kid Flying A Kite. The Kid Was Really Excited. I Don't Know Why, That's What They're Supposed To Do. Now If He Had Had A Chair On The Other End Of That String, I Would Have Been Impressed.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

My Apartment Is Infested With Koala Bears. It's The Cutest Infestation Ever. Way Better Than Cockroaches. When I Turn On The Light A Bunch Of Koala Bears Scatter. But I Don't Want 'em To, You Know, I'm Like "hey, Hold On, Fellas. Let Me Hold One Of You. And Feed You A Leaf."

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.