Have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?

I Was At A Bar, And This Guy Bumped Into Me, And He Did Not Apologize, And He Said, "move!" I Thought That Was Rude, So I Said, "go To Hell!" Then I Started To Run. He Caught Up To Me. He Had A Mustache, A Goatee, A Pair Of Earrings, Sunglasses, A Ponytail And He Was Wearing A Hat. He Said, "hey, You Got A Lot Of Nerve!" I Said, "hey, You Got A Lot Of... Cranium Accessories!"

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.