I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."

A Minibar Is A Machine That Makes Everything Expensive. When I Take Something Out Of The Minibar, I Always Fathom That I'll Go And Replace It Before They Check It Off, But They Make That Stuff Impossible To Replace. I Go To The Store And Ask, 'do You Have Coke In A Glass Harmonica ...do You Have Individually Wrapped Cashews'

If You Have To Release Bad News To The Public, It Would Help If You Are Not Ugly.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.