Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.