So I Was In Tesco's And I

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough Bar, Not Looking For Any Trouble. Unfortunately, One Was A Salted.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi And Says "king Arthur's Close" And The Taxi Driver Says, "don't Worry We'll Lose Him At The Next Lights".