A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

I Went Into A French Restaraunt And Asked The Waiter, 'have You Got Frog's Legs?' He Said, 'yes,' So I Said, 'well Hop Into The Kitchen And Get Me A Cheese Sandwich.'

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure